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Traditional Marriage Motivator by BrokenEye3 Traditional Marriage Motivator by BrokenEye3
Some more wholesome moral values straight from the Bible.

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sethness Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2014
I'd like this art a whole lot more if "traditional" were spelled correctly, and the grammatically-correct-in-this-context 'it's" were used instead of "its" in the last sentence.

Just sayin'...fyi.
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BrokenEye3 Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Fixed it
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BrokenEye3 Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I do have trouble with "its" and "it's". I can't believe I missed that second I though.
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BloodRedFullMoon Featured By Owner Oct 27, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Hah. I love when they come at you with the "traditional marriage" bullshit. And then they get their panties all in a bunch when you explain to them that that basically means that a woman is sold by her father (who owns her) to a potential husband (who then owns her after that), that the woman has no say whatsoever in the matter (which means that it's essentially paying for the ability to rape her), and that the only two things that give a woman any worth at all are either virginity or the ability to bear children. Boy do they hate hearing that xD
Even better, when you then proceed to tell them that women were considered fit to be married back then at an age that nowadays would still be considered much too young - which basically makes the whole lot of 'em pedophiles and child rapists in our modern sense (and hey, let's not forget that the virginity had to be checked by the involved parties before marriage, right?), they like that even less.
And when you brought up this particular passage you show here, they always try to rationalize it, always talk about how it's a punishment for the rapist and ensures that the victim has someone who will take care of her (she's worthless to her father now after all). When you then tell them that this is not much different than stealing a loaf of bread and taking a hunk out of it before being caught, then being forced to pay the bread because a bread with a big chunk missing can't be sold any more, after all. That's what this passage is about. Damaged goods. You steal it, you buy it.

I find it highly amusing that they don't even consider what this implies ... let's say this "law" was still in effect today. Let's say there's that girl I want, but her father doesn't want me to have her and she doesn't want me as well. So, I just go ahead, rape her, pay her dad and marry her and I get to rape her as much as I want, all day every day. How fucked up is that??

One of the countless reasons not to be religious. Their holy book is a hunk of shit.
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Animefox773 Featured By Owner May 16, 2015  New Deviant
Oh ikr. They also like to deny that the 'holy book' ever says that stuff. People tell me things like "that's the old testament duh you wouldn't know these things cause you don't go to church" or "you don't go to church so you don't know anything about god" people have actually said this stuff to me. I also love how they deny that they do through the rules in the bible and just kinda pick and choose which rules to follow and which ones they don't HAVE to follow. You know
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BloodRedFullMoon Featured By Owner Jun 5, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Yeah, yeah. I know what you mean.
"But that's the OLD covenant, jesus totally made a new one!!"
- "So? He said he wasn't gonna change one iota of the law..."
"Yeah, but he didn't mean, like, Leviticus. Except for that one verse about gays, of course, god hates them."

But hey, anyone with half a brain will realize the bible is bullshit anyway. I mean, come on.
On the one hand they say their god is all-knowing and all-powerful.
On the other hand he seems to be not all-knowing enough to realize that his creations would eat from that forbidden tree if he puts it right next to them, causing him to punish them eternally, from which he later has to back-pedal by sacrificing himself to himself, because he's too perfect to just forgive people on his own. And that's just one example of the many many examples that show that their god can impossibly be omniscient. A truly omniscient and omnipotent deity would've just done it right from the beginning, wouldn't it?
Plus, the fact remains that even in all his omnipotence, apparently chariots of iron pose an insurmountable obstacle for his all-encompassing power. Good thing I own a car, guess I'm protected from his wrath, eh? ^^

No, seriously, it's just so incredibly ridiculous that in order to believe this nonsense, you'd really have to actively delude yourself. Or be incredibly stinkin' stupid.
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Animefox773 Featured By Owner Jun 6, 2015  New Deviant
Agreed. I mean the bible is just stupid. I don't know that much about it but when you aren't blind with 'faith' to the idiodic thing you can see how much it contradicts itself on EVERYTHING! Its such bullshit. Sometimes I want to pose as a christian and go protest at them mall against mixed clothes or a restraunt about eating sea food just to see how people react.
And video the while thing. It would be especially funny since I live in christian republican land. People here don't like me much ;p
Really all religion is, is a way for people to do whatever they want (unless they wanna marry someone of the same sex cause that's not allowed. And a few things like poligimi that the bible actually says is OK) and then go say sorry to god and move on and feel no guilt. Unlike us who when we do some things wrong we feel guilty about it ,and if its really bad like the time when I was 11 and almost got my parents arrested for trespassing while running away you have to feel bad about it for life and know you did sometiphing wrong and learn from it.
That's why they do they're ridiculous cherry picking. There's even this one person who I was in an argument with the other day about being gay. She insulted my aunt after learning she was gay and I was like. "You realize gays have feeling to. I mean think about it. There's even a movie on it what if being gay was normal and being straight was a terrible sin and everyone hated you for it how would you feel. Besides eating sea food is a sin. You love sea food. Wouldn't that make you just as much of a sinner as my aunt" (and myself cause I'm a lesbian but she doesn't know this and never will cause she's not a close friend in the slightest) this was basically her answer. "Well being gay is a worse sin" (she ignored the first half of my argument because to her lgbt people aren't human apparently) I was like "why?" I actually was kinda curios as to why these people thought this was so bad. I was disappointed cause her answer was basically "my priest said so" or something like that I can't remember if it was priest or mom -_-
Ikr. Its like. Of you created man then wouldn't you have know that this guy was eventually gonna eat the god damn shit of the 'SACRED TREE' (its just really fun to scream that. Seriously in like a high pitched voice like really cause how ridiculous does it sound. Sacred tree -_-)

Well its good to know I can always just chill in my car if god ever shows up and goes "you don't blindly trust something just because people say its good and you make out with your fellow woman FEEL MY HOLY WRATH" (does god not sound like the bad guy. Since I think the bible is fiction I personally think god sounds more like the bad guy of the story. Just saying)
I had better keel the car nearby at all times. Never know when God will stike. ;p

That's the thing these people are delusional. I mean they're delusional enough to trust a drugged up four year olds crazy dream as a reality because Jesus was in it when he never even died and write a book about it. Then fellow Christians are delusional enough to buy this book and then biy the movie about it. (Heaven is real. My grandmother wanted me to watch it with her and she's so old at the point I was just like "OK grandma" because really it doesn't matter at this point. If she wants to believe she's going to a fabulous place after she does just....screw it no way to change her views at this point and even if I could it wouldn't do much. I have a soft spot for my grandma)
There's delusional and they're destroying the world with they're idiocy.
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BloodRedFullMoon Featured By Owner Jun 8, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
The irony is that they claim that sin is sin, and that they're all equally bad because they all go against their god's will.
Completely beside the point that they basically say thinking lustfully about someone you're not married with is just as bad as serial rape or multiple genocide in the eyes of their god ("perfectly just" my ass), it's also hypocritical of them to then go and backpedal on this by saying "well, fuck it, your sin is worse than mine, tho".

Sin is a completely nonsensical concept anyway, so why not just fuck it? ^^
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Animefox773 Featured By Owner Jun 9, 2015  New Deviant
I know right! Its ridiculous.
I mean if your going to follow the rules of the magical invisible man in the sky fine but you aren't following your 'all powerful perfect god who can do no wrong's rules.
At this point all the bible and church and all that crap are is
1. An excuse to hate on people and not be punished.
2. A way for lonely stay at home moms to make some friends along giving your kid all the friends they need before kindergarte . Basically Socializing. Its all church is used for next to hating on people.
3. A way to convince themselves that when they die its not all over. Look I don't know what ha
Pens after death but I really doubt I'm gonna appear on front of some immortal guy who looks at a 2000 year old book and decides whether I'll burn for eternity apor live in eternal bliss. How would that even work anyways. I mean eternal bliss would be different for everyone. I mean I'm just saying eternal bliss for everyone how would that work. My christian cousin told me once that in 'heaven' you spend your time talking to all the people who have ever died. I am a very ant social person. I would rather burn than spend the rest of eternity talking to people. I !mean you would constantly meet new people and talk all day that's how my cousin thinks heaven would be and the very thought of that makes my chest tighten up because again I would rather burn.
And if you take the ankt social out of me so I enjoy 'heaven' that would change my personality and I would no longer be myself.

So again there's another thing. Eternal bliss is impossible because everyone finds joy in completely different things and I would love to spend eternity locked up in a dark room with a computer and pencils and paper and my drawing tablet my phone and a bed. But then my family and friends wouldn't be happy because they would never see me. So someone would have to be miserable.

Besides that its a ridiculous idea that this soul that's somewhere in your body magically floats up to the clouds to a world apparently only souls can see because when I'm in an air plane and I look down at the clouds I don't see any kind of 'heaven' I see puffy white blobs

Religion is really screwing the world up. They say they have more morals than us. But if my kid (when I have one) ever came up to me and said "hey mom I'm and atheist/gay/even if they said they were christian or Muslim or some other religion" I wouldn't kick them out and disown the . I would just say "OK" just like my mom said when I told her I was an atheist and when I said I'm a lesbian (well this one she denied for a while but she didn't diswon me)

And when they say stuff about lust I just laugh because really -_- there have been Christian boys lusting after me since the freaking 6th grade.


No no you can't fuck sin.
Unless you marry sin of course.
Because if you don't it would be a sin. ;p
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Phaedeaux Featured By Owner Oct 8, 2013
Not the only traditional marriage. There was also "One man, and as many women as he could take as prizes of war."
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LittleBigDave Featured By Owner Jun 7, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Traditiional?
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BrokenEye3 Featured By Owner Jun 7, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Well, its in the Bible innit?
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LittleBigDave Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Not spelled like that.....
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BrokenEye3 Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
What isn't?
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LittleBigDave Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
"Traditiional"
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BrokenEye3 Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Oh, I didn't notice that. Thanks
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Gallagher1454 Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2011
As a gay man, I support gay rights obviously, but honestly, I have met a *lot* of gays and lesbians who see no reason or desire for gay marriage. At the end of the day, it is not really about the right to have a union recognized as marriage, it is about the social and legal rights associated with it. The right to inherit pensions and estates and the right to be granted power of attorney being among the biggest rights.

The rules that dictate "marriage" have changed a lot over the centuries and will change again.
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Faquille Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
Or like in Judges--
Evil ppls: "We wanna rape that man."
Good (?) person: "*&%SD#^F$S%D^$#F#DS&F GODDAMN IMMORAL!
...rape my women."
Evil ppls: "Lol ok."
Next morning: *woman collapses on doorstep*
Other good (?) person: "Get up, l0sr.
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...she's dead. Lol whatevs. Time 2 go!!!"
o________o
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ashimbabbar Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2011
Laws do not come out of thin air. Like paying a blood-price, it is paying off the girl's family so they wouldn't kill the rapist, because if they killed him his family and friends would go about killing the girl's family, and it could go o for quite a while. So it was sensible for the time at which it was edicted.
The barbarians are those who refer to a text written for a barbarous age and reason from it for today.
( btw, does somebody know what you could buy with 50 silver shekel at the time ? )
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EbolaBears Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2011
50 silver to rape? Oh man! I need to go find my old Dungeon Master!
We have some levels and campaigns that need replaying.:P
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GinnyStoleMyMan Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2011
That's right. Gays should not be allowed to pervert this holy ceremony of marrying a young woman off to her rapist. This is a sacred ritual and they have no place redefining it.
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LittleBigDave Featured By Owner Jun 7, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Yeah, because everyone knows there are NO heterosexual couples who adhere to the bonds they agreed to, right?
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EbolaBears Featured By Owner Jul 25, 2011
AMEN!:P
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Fluffah Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Traditional marriage is a joke. A really bad one at that.
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ItaliaEmo Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
Oh Bible, why do you love rape?
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AngelsOfEmpathy Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2011  Professional Artist
Amen.
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Kotego Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2011  Hobbyist
Such a great souce for morals :dummy:
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ApparentlyNot Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2011
MORALS EVERYWHERE :heart:
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sqiz14x Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2011  Student Digital Artist
Oh yes, I can feel the morality. I can just feel it.
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KasheekOfSparta Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
You're taking this from the Mosaic laws that don't apply in New Testament life. Here, I shall give a good example of what traditional marriage is as described in the New Testament. Colossians 3:18-19: "Wives, submit to your own husbands, as is fitting to the Lord. Husbands, love your wives and do not be bitter towards them."; 1 Peter 4:8: "And above all things have ferment love for one another, for "love will cover a multitude of sins."; Romans 12:10 "Let love be without hypocrisy. Abhor what is evil. Cling to what is good. Be kindly affectionate to one another with brotherly love, in honor giving preference to one another."

Marriage wasn't designed to be barbaric, but in the Old Testament they had no knowledge of the love of Jesus that was yet to come =).
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animegeekfreak4 Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Yeah, still not going to submit to my husband. Ever. Fuq. Dat. Sheet.

I am an equal to my husband. Just because I have a cunt instead of a dick doesn't make me lesser than him, or lower than him, or not as deserving as him. He does not own me.

Also, if God told them what to write, and God was all-knowing, then wouldn't God have know to tell them that this shit was not cool? If he's all-knowing and perfect, then why did he change his mind? Just doesn't make sense.
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Jakomysterio Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
LOL, I wish I could "like" this a hundred times. I always consider my wife 100% equal. Bible thumpers...lol.
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Your wife is a lucky woman.
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EbolaBears Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2011
Wow, what a bucket of bullshit.

It's IN the stupid storybook, that means it's IN THE BOOK.
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BrokenEye3 Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Just in case you haven't noticed, the part of the Bible that says not to be gay is also Mosaic law. Leviticus is from the Old Testament.
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amanda2324 Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Actually... there are different laws in the Old Testament. Some are ritual or "cleanliness" laws, which were done away with in the New Testament because of Jesus' sacrifice, and marriage was defined by what the first person stated.

However, then there are the "moral" laws, which are stated again in the New Testament. This includes the whole "gay erotic behavior is not okay" dealio.
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pashight Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2011
So you do you support same sex marriage? Because it would be nice if more Christians believed Mosaic law didn't apply, either...
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JustDanceAlejandro Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2011
Yeah, but there's still barbaric relationships with marriage. But, at least it's not the gays!
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KasheekOfSparta Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
there are tons of abusive gay relationships, just because they're same sex doesn't make them immune to barbarism. Sadly it happens to same sex and hetero relationships alike.
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KonataCoralineFanGrl Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I get the sarcasm~
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hull612 Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2011  Hobbyist Photographer
Totally get it! Nice.
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HikaruNephele Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Check your spelling.
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Fellmekke Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2011
Religion is dumb and you know that your insulting gay?
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BrokenEye3 Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
No I'm not. I'm making light of the inherent hypocrisy of the so-called "defenders of traditional marriage"
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Fellmekke Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2011
Ok, and what is it? Curiosity.
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BrokenEye3 Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
What is what?
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Fellmekke Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2011
What is "defenders of traditional marriage" then?
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BrokenEye3 Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
That's what the anti-gay fundies have been calling themselves.

Wait. . . are you not in America? I sometimes forget that not everyone on the internet is American, and this is mostly a reference to an American current events issue that now that I think about it, the rest of the world really has no reason to care about.
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Fellmekke Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2011
I didn't know! *laugh* I'm from Canada and I understand more what you mean.
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DrazziElder Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2011  Student General Artist
He/she is using sarcasm.
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