You know how sometimes when you see a trailer for a movie, you know immediately that its just spoiled the entire movie? Its a bit annoying, but I got to thinking and realized that they were actually doing me a favor. See, the movies with this sort of trailer are almost always shitty movies that no one in their right mind would ever want to see. So they decided that having you waste your time and money watching that shitty movie, they'd give you all the funny lines, all the cool special effects, and the entire plot in about 15 minutes, free of charge. You didn't want to see the movie, and now you don't need to. Wasn't that nice of them?
Hell, I wish they did that for other products as well. Could you imagine that?
"Hey buddy, you wanna buy this car?"
"No, actually. I don't want to buy that car."
"Of course you don't. This car is a piece of shit. Its a death trap. Only an idiot would want this car. So here's what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna give you all the good features in mobile form so you can use them in any car you want, and I'm gonna pay all your cab fares for the next couple of years. Free of charge."
"Shit! Lost another customer with my free giveaways. Now how the hell am I gonna ever sell this car?"